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The 5 TV Villains You’re Secretly Crushing On

I have a potentially embarrassing confession: I had a crush on Freddy Krueger as a child. First, I have no idea why I was allowed to watch adult horror movies (“It was the ‘80s” seems to be the most likely answer), and second, at least it wasn’t the Crypt Keeper (but hey, if you wanna hop in that hottie’s coffin, no shade.)

Viewers everywhere will always have a secret or not-so-secret love affair with the baddies of TV. How can you dislike Penn Badgley in anything, right? Here are some of my favorite hate-to-love and love-to-hate villains that unapologetically steal our hearts.

1.      Guillermo Díaz

Guillermo on Weeds

Díaz played Guillermo García Gómez, a mean-looking, tough-talking, drug dealer and thorn in Nancy Botwin’s side. If a hardened drug trafficking gangster doesn’t make your heart go pitter-patter (no crush-shaming here—unless we’re talking King Joffrey—SHAME SHAME SHAME), you might prefer Díaz as Jaime Castro’s sweet-talking boyfriend on the last season of Broad City.

2.      Manny Montana

Rio on Good Girls

Keeping with our theme of drug-dealing gangster crushes, Manny Montana is carnal eye-candy on two legs. He’s so magically beautiful—like an oil painting of a medieval emperor lording his sex godliness over the monastic townsfolk. It’s like the writers who paired him with Christina Hendricks made a bet to see how many millions of people could simultaneously orgasm before the nightly news.

3.      Mads Mikkelsen

Dr. Hannibal Lecter on Hannibal

I have long held Mads Mikkelsen in high regard because his acting is superb. But, watching him play the titular character on Hannibal has me questioning everything. Like, Are sweater vests sexy now? And Would I be mad if he cooked me a gourmet meal with a secret ingredient? And Has 54 ever looked so dashing? No. No, it has not.

4.      Michael C. Hall

Dexter Morgan of Dexter

Is this one too obvious? Although he makes it easy to forget, this foxy vigilante is still a villain. On the one hand, he takes out the other baddies. On the other hand, he’s, ya know, a murderer. If toeing the line between good and evil titillates your taste buds, Dexter Morgan is for sure your TV villain crush.

5.      Alexander Skarsgård

Eric Northman on True Blood

How many Vikings-turned-vampires does it take to make a whole fandom crush and burn? Just one. I can’t even catch my breath thinking about Eric Northman, the sensual-dream-inducing vampire to rule all other sexy vampires. This hunky antihero who spent his spare time running Fangtasia made bad look so, so good.

BONUS!

6.      Jareth the Goblin King

Because I literally CAN.NOT. Have a list of sexy villains without David Bowie and those tight, tight pants.

Chandi Gilbert

Chandi is entering her fourth year as a full-time content writer and has written for Contena, WellMe, and Ipnos, among many other notable companies. Her specialties include how-to guides, healthcare topics, and naturism. As a professional introvert, she discovers new ways to avoid phone calls every day. Working from home with her three dogs who pull double duty as her creative directors and heads of security is her favorite part of freelancing. In her other life, as a gamer, she’s saved and destroyed many worlds, died of tuberculosis at least once, and recently found out she’s a clone. You can find out more at ChandiGilbert.com.

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Chandi Gilbert

Chandi is entering her fourth year as a full-time content writer and has written for Contena, WellMe, and Ipnos, among many other notable companies. Her specialties include how-to guides, healthcare topics, and naturism. As a professional introvert, she discovers new ways to avoid phone calls every day. Working from home with her three dogs who pull double duty as her creative directors and heads of security is her favorite part of freelancing. In her other life, as a gamer, she’s saved and destroyed many worlds, died of tuberculosis at least once, and recently found out she’s a clone. You can find out more at ChandiGilbert.com.

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